SMS

1. Napoleans:there is no such word as impossible in my dictionary. Sardarji-toh dictionary dekhke kharidna thi na!!

2. Always Try 2 send Nice msg's
   
   
   
   B'coz....
   
   
   
   
   When u will die, d world will say-
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Tha to KAMEENA, par Msg accha bhejta tha...

3. Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
   Gud nite..

4. Ful ki
   khusboo ko
   kavi
   churaya
   nehi jate,
   suraj ki
   kirno ko
   kavi
   chupaya
   nehi jate,
   kitne
   hi
   duri
   ky

5. Don't struggle so much, best things happen when not expected.

6. A survey in d USA shows that all FOOLS & MENTALLY ABNORMAL persons use their THUMB while reading sms. Now it's too late. Dont try to change the finger!!!

7. Friends are like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.

8. Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

9. The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.

10. One Day "Love"Asked To Friendship"Why R U in The World when am here?Friendship Smiled and Said,"To Spread Smile Where U Leave Tears".

11. sachin was having sex with SANIA.
    SANIA said
    "arey tere bara pe AIDS
    likha hai."
    SACHIN said
    "SALLI...
    PEHLE KHARA TO HONE DE,
    phir DEKH
    ADIDAS LIKHA HAI!!.

12. What is Mal?
    Mal is a girl.
    jar buker upor duti tal.
    jar taladese khudra ekti khal,
    jkhane janmay kochi kochi bal.
    jkhane purush manush chalay hal.
    THAT'S MAL

13. Agar relience bra banayega to slogan kya hoga? Karlo chuchi mutthi main,nikal lo doodh chutki main.Yahi tha mere baap ka sapna,sabki chuchi per ho bra apna.

14. "Few Relations In Earth Never Die".
    
    Want 2 know d meaning...???
    Plz. read again (F)few
    (R)relation
    (I)in
    (E)earth
    (N)never
    (D)die...is not it

15. A chnese ws in hsptl.A pnjbi went 2 met him.Chinese said "CHING CHONG MOU CHUA...CHIA" & died.Pnjbi went 2 China 2 knw d meaning:KAMINE,OXYGEN PIPE SE PAIR HATA

16. Manzil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,piche walo ko aage na jaane do,jo aage hain unse aage niklo.Tabhi tum ache RIKSHAWALA banoge (",)

17. Let me
    draw ur
    face!
    
    Dont
    MOVE!
    
    
    
    Nearly
    finished
    
    OK
    Done!
    
    
    
    Wanna look?
    
    ,****,
    ( @..@ )
    "(--)" Hi Me Mar Java,kinne sone ho tusi .

18. 6 Advantages of having sex with married women. They like it like hell, do not yell, do not tell, do not swell, teach you well and no risk on droping gel.

19. Smbody
    wants2 kiss
    U
    
    close
    ur eyes
    
    
    
    umm.haaLove means a little heart dat nvr hates.A cute smile dat never fades.A smooth touch dat nvr hurts & A strong relationship dat nvr BREAKS.Happy Valentine Day.
    muhaa..
    
    ok..
    satisfied
    
    
    
    now open
    ur eyes..
    
    ;****;
    ø( @..@ )ø
    "(---)" BANDAR-PAPPI LE GAYA OYE...

20. Love means a little heart dat nvr hates.A cute smile dat never fades.A smooth touch dat nvr hurts & A strong relationship dat nvr BREAKS.Happy Valentine Day.

21. When u bend downwards and see 2 balls btn ur legs then u r a MAN. If u see 4 balls then don't think u r a SUPERMAN. It's somebody fucking u 4m behind.

22. Ap jaise dost hume kuch khas lagte hai,man me har waqt hum1 aas rakhte hai,jane kab aa jaye SMS Apka isliye cel ko dil ke pass rakhte hai.

23. BULADIR SLOGAN:
    Magi pele bhalo,
    blaus tene kholo,
    bra khule dao hat,
    tepo mai sararat,
    bota die mukhete,
    ros dhalo gudete,
    bhulo nako ekdom,
    sathe nite condom.

24. Luv starts in eyes,grows with a kiss and ends with a tear but friendship starts with smile grows with an understanding and ends with death.

25. A
    B
    C
    D
    E
    F
    G
    H
    I
    J
    K
    L
    M
    N
    O
    P
    Q
    R
    S
    T
    U
    V
    W
    X
    Y
    Z
    !
    ?
    1
    %
    2
    +
    3
    #
    @
    -
    Thank God all the switches of my cell r working!
    Sorry 4 wasting ur time!

26. About Frnds:
    Frnds r like UNDERWARE dat gives u comfort. Good frnds r like CONDOM dat gives u protection. Best frnds r like BRA dat lifts u up when u r down.

27. Tabiyat thik nehi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya,usne kaha voot ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo, thik ho jayoge. Apko sms karke achchi feel ho rahi hai. Gudnyt

28. An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
    apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
    
    girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

29. Hamari galtiyo ko bhulate rahena, zindgi bhar
    'DOSTI'
    nibhate rahena,
    Agar hum na chal sake aap k sath to aap hi kadam se kadam milate rahena.

30. THAKANPUR se FRESH NAGAR janewali
    NINDIYA Express,
    Bedform pe khadi hai.Yatri Kripya apne hasin sapno ko sath leke sawar ho jaye! GD N8

31. Yaar,hamesha tere ko SmS bhejta hu.Aaj ek Maal bhej raha hu
    " (-_-)"
    ) (
    (.) (.)
    ) . (
    ( v )
    Chod ke wapas dena.Sab ko Forward kar ke RANDI mat bana dena

32. Reason 4 divorce
    Woman:I expected this =======>,
    atleast this ====>,
    but this ==>?
    Man:i expected this(),
    almost this( )but what is this( )??
    Gd Ev

33. Teacher:How old is ur father.
    Sunny:As old as I am.
    Teacher:How is it possible.
    Sunny:He becomes father only after I was born.

34. Sms Hrpal Karu to Shararat Hogi,Hardin karu to Paresani Hogi,Kabhi bhi nahi Karu to Kanjus Hogi,Pr dil se Karu to Shayd apko Khusi Hogi.

35. Boudi tomar bon/
    Hotath kore doure ese kamre dilo dhon/
    Nodir dhare saram vule/
    Nijer haate panty khule/
    1nimese dhukie nilo amar sadher dhon/
    Boudi tomar bon !

36. Qualities to be a perfect wife:
    Beautiful
    Responsible
    Energetic
    Adorable
    Sweet
    Truthful and
    Self-Organized.
    
    In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

37. Bachelor's schedule..Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash..

38. Friendship is like SUSU in pants, others can see it. But only you can feel it is warmth sprending slowly all over......
    Ab feel karne ke liye SUSU mat kar lena.

39. *I LOVE U*
    
    
    Snd ths msg 2
    10 girls n win free trip to ur nearst
    
    Police Station in luxury jeep.Rahena,
    Khana,Body massg free. Hurry Offer closes 2day!!

40. Girls hostel mein light chale gaye to ladkiya chillaye kisi admiko bulao. Teacher kahi bahat raat ho gaye,mombatti se kaam chalao

41. Dosti suraj jaisa nehi jo rat ko chala jay. Dosti chand jaisa v nehi jo din me chala jay. Dosti ho to ansu ki tarha jo khusi or gham do no me hi 7 nivaye..

42. Do u know why Buladi Has chosen "Ludo" among all kind of game? Because it is only game where
    "Nariye phel te hoi!"
    Are U ready to play"LUDO" 4 shake of sake it?

43. BULA DIR Slogan: Magi pele bhalo, BLAUS tene kholo. BRA khule dao Hat,Tepo Mai Sararat. Bota die Mukhete,Ros dhalo Gudete. Bhulo nako ekdom, Sathe nite CONDOM.

44. "Boy:1 Condom dena girl friend ko gift dena hai.
    Dukandar:Cover laga k du?
    Boy:Nehi! yahi to cover hai.
    Gift to mere pant k andar hai".

45. A boy ask a girl 'why there is a whistle sound when girl urinate?'the girl replied 'we don't have 8 inch silencer like u.'

46. Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch?
    Ans: Women's doubles tennis. Because 9 balls bounce at a time & u r in confusion which one to watch

47. Never Blame a DAY in your LIFE, Good Day gives 'Happiness' Bad Day gives 'Experience'. Both are essential in LIFE. So Enjoy Everyday!
    Hv a good day.

48. A chinese couple named their 1st baby ching-ching-fong, 2nd chang-ching-kong, 3rd a Negro was born they named sum-thing-wrong

49. Sardarji 1 : "Raat ko teri khidki khuli thi, I enjoyd full scene of u & ur wife. Sardar 2 : Ban gaya na buddhu, kaal puri raat main ghar pe nehi tha!
    Gud nite

50. TEACHER:-Why does cow look depressed after being milked?
    
    
    
    STUDENT:-Ma'm if someone squeezes ur
    
    'BOOBS'
    
    for 2 hours and doesn't fuck U after,
    
    how do U feel?.

51. A friend is one who sees ur 1st drop of tear, catches the 2nd, stops the 3rd & turns the 4th into a SMILE !!! Keep smiling!

52. Hrithik: Aaj mere paas superhit songs aur dance hai, superhit films hai,superfit body hai. Tere paas kya hai?
    Abhisek: Mere Baap ke sar pe Baal hai!

53. Next generation child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star,I just went2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,took the beer with chicken fry! Gd mrng.

54. Why Men hold Boobs & put Nipple in mouth before seX ?
    
    
    Guess.!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ?
    
    
    
    
    
    Bcoz..
    
    "NAAG" ko
    Uthane ke liye
    doodh pilana
    Zaruri hai!

55. sachin was having sex with SANIA.
    SANIA said
    "arey tere bara pe AIDS
    likha hai."
    SACHIN said
    "SALLI...
    PEHLE KHARA TO HONE DE,
    phir DEKH
    ADIDAS LIKHA HAI!!.

56. Ami Misisipi theke hisi chepe chepe Chicagote giye mutechhi.
    Ottowar theke Austria hoye Pariser magi chudechhi.
    Ami dekhechhi anek magir buke gagan chumb

57. Sardar was watching an XXX movie, he saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said-Thank God, it was just a movie.

58. Sardar was watching an XXX movie, he saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said-Thank God, it was just a movie.

59. Khuda kisiko kisipe fida na kare , agar kare to kayamat tak juda na kare , ye mana k koi marta nahi judai me, magar ji bhi to nahi pata tanhai me .

60. Toothpaste ki ad me daant dikhaye jate hain.Shampo ki ad me baal dikhaye jate hain.LekinWhisper ki add mein hamare sath dhoka kyu?JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.

61. Ishq kamjor dil se kiya nahi jata,
    Zahar dusman ke hath se piya nahi jata,
    Dil me basi ho ulfat jis yaar ki,
    Us yaar k bina jiya nahi jata.

62. Zindagi harpal khas nahi hoti,fulo ki khusbu hamesha pass nahi hoti,milna hamari taqdir me likhatha,warna itna pyara rista kabhi ittefaq nahi hoti.

63. Pitri pokkher ses,
    Devi pokkher shuru.
    Maa aschen natun swapno nie,natun asha niye,
    Pujor din gulo hoye uthuk anondomoi.
    SUBHA MAHALAYA.

64. Srdr-Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.Frnd:Wo kaise?
    
    Sardr-Kal mai ghar aya toh woh bath tub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.

65. Hok na akash meghe dhaka, poruk na bristi jhiri jhiri, kash phul er bon dicche janan,
    aschen MAA DURGA siggiri..! Hav a nice MAHALAYA..

66. Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
    1. wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai
    2. Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai
    aur
    3. Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...

67. Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
    ?
    
    ?
    
    ?
    
    ?
    
    Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi!

68. The best cosmetic for lips is truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and for the heart is SWEET FRIEND LIKE U!

69. UparSe Karo,NicheSe Karo,Leg UthaKe Karo,Leg JukaKe Karo,SoKar Karo, BaithKar Karo, SamneSe Karo, PicheSe Karo, ZaminPe Karo,BedPe Karo.. RamDevBaba ka YOG.

70. Sky is golden when Sun is rising, Ocean is silver when Moon is shining, and the Day is pleasant when u r SMILING. So keep smiling always....Good Morning.

71. 2 gr8 facts in dis world:
    
    Fact 1: u can not touch ur lower lip wid ur tounge
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Fact 2:After reading fact1 99/100 idiots would try it.
    Carry on,Gd aftrnoon.

72. *Aslo pujo Bajlo dhak*Maler botol dichche dak*Chat chanachur tairi rakh*Bad baki sob chuloy jak*Bari ghar sob side a rakh*MAL khai chal dubiye nak*
    HAPPY PUJO .

73. Abir range ranga hoy durer akashkhani, karun sure sonay akash biday belar
    bani,asche bachor
    abar hobe-baje
    ei sur,subho bijoyar
    subhechay jibon hok bharpur
    
    
    

74. ,:*"*;,
    ,:*"*;, *;%,*;
    *; %,*; __)(__
    __)(__ ek mutho shiuli fuler sathe pathalam SHARAD AVINANDAN. SUBHO BIJOYA.

75. Puja mane Sarot akash/Kash Fuler khela
    Puja mane Himel batas/Shiuli Fuler mala.
    Puja mane Dasomi vore/mon kharaper pala.
    Puja mane misti-mukh/ SUVOBIJOYA bola

76. Valothaka Valobasa, Valomone kichu Asha, Kichudin Durethaka, Valogulo Phire Dekha, Bodhon theke Barandala, Bijoya mane Agiye Chala. SUVO BIJOYA.

77. Aj bijaya biday bela,thakur vasan sidur khela "ASCHE BOCHOR ABAR HOBE" ki jani k kothay robe! Apatoto mridu hese SUVO BIJAYA valobese.........miss u lot.

78. kal holo pujo ses
    Theke gelo anado r res
    Abar 1ta bochor ghure
    Ma asbe ghare fire
    Maner majhe rekhe maa k
    Subhecha janai biday dhake
    SUBHO BIJAYA.

79. Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamho sa ankhein bhar ati hai, Woh subah rangin, woh sham nirali ban jati hai, Jab kabhi bhi aapke yaad aati hai.

80. A Girl visits Doctor for urine test. By mistake her Report changed. Dr.told her,"U R PREGNANT". Girl Said,"Oh God! Abto GAJAR, MULI Par v bharosa nahi raha!

81. Harbhajan Ne Apni Biwi Se Puchha Kya Main Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hu? Uski Biwi Boli,Kar DiNa Sardaro Wali Baat,Spinar Ko Kabhi Opening Milta kya

82. Q: WhY MAHENDRA
    SINGH DHONI has no
    Girl Friend?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Ans:Suna hai ki wo
    har roz 2 litre doodh
    pita hai.Ab kaun si
    Ladki itna risk legi!

83. Harbhajan Ne Apni Biwi Se Puchha Kya Main Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hu? Uski Biwi Boli,Kar DiNa Sardaro Wali Baat,Spinar Ko Kabhi Opening Milta kya

84. Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena, dosto ko aansu ki tofa mat dena. Yeh dil roye tumhari yaad karke,kasam se aisa koi maoka mat dena. .
    G
    O
    O
    D
    M
    O
    R
    N
    I
    N
    G

85. A traffic lady police having first night with her husband, charged fine of Rs 100 for over speed , Rs 150 for wrong entry and Rs 500 for without helmet !

86. Khoka gelo maal felte nangto khukir gude,saya tule bara pure aram kore chude.dud tipe chude khoka fello gude maal,chodon kheye bollo khuki abar eso kal.

87. Khoka gelo maal felte nangto khukir gude,saya tule bara pure aram kore chude.dud tipe chude khoka fello gude maal,chodon kheye bollo khuki abar eso kal..

88. 
    

89. i mai.
    Abar dhekechhi anek magir buk bole kichhu nai.
    Aami khanki magir gud mere mere bou ke korechhi por,
    Tai ami jajabor.

90. There is a small gap btwn confidence n over confidence.
    U can kiss ur wife is ur confidence,
    but ONLY U can kiss ur wife is UR Ovr confidence.

91. What is real kanjoosi....?
    
    
    
    
    Sardars house has caught fire and he is giving missed call to fire station......!

92. Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekho...
    
    Warna...
    
    Aao baith ke do peg whiskey maaro aur
    Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekho...
    Gud nite!

93. Teacher:- DUNIYA ME SABSE HALKI CHIZ KYA HAI?
    Stdnt:-"PENIS"
    Teacher:-KAISE?
    Stdnt:-JO CHIZ SOCHNE SEHI UTH JATI HA USSE HALKI AUR KYA HOGI.

94. Teacher:- DUNIYA ME SABSE HALKI CHIZ KYA HAI?
    Stdnt:-"PENIS"
    Teacher:-KAISE?
    Stdnt:-JO CHIZ SOCHNE SEHI UTH JATI HA USSE HALKI AUR KYA HOGI.

95. Wife reads a book & tels her husband:A bull fucks 3000 times a year.U dont do quarter of tht!
    Husband says:Does bok say tht bul fuck sm cow?

96. NEWTON'S 6'TH LAW: All type of SEX certainly involves a FRICTION b2ween a Pole n a Hole. But all FRICTIONS do not necesarily represent SEX..

97. AAH!
    
    UFF!
    
    
    ASTE!
    
    AOUCH!
    R PARCHINA!
    
    PLZ R NA!
    
    MORE GELAM
    Abak kando!Dekhcho lagche,Tobuo tipcho,PHONE bole ki amar lage na!! Good Night.

98. DOCTOR 2 old man: Babuji aap ki neeche ki dono golia nikalni paregi. Old man: Nikal do beta, jab bandook hi nahi chal rahi, to golia kis kam ki.

99. Dur hai apse to kuch gam nehi,
    Dur rehkar vulane bale hum nehi.
    Roj mulakat na hua to kya hua...
    Apki yaad to mulakat se kuch kam nehi.

100. I am a bird standing at u'r window... Guarding u'r eyes, from d sunlight with my wings... Waiting 4 u 2 wake up & just 2 say... "GOOD MORNING"

101. In train--
     TT-Baba aap kaha jayenge?
     Sadhu-Jaha Ram
     ka janam hua tha
     TT-Tickt hai!
     Sadhu-Nahi
     TT-To chaliye
     Sadhu-Kaha

102. Messages r not for time pass...
     
     
     They silently say that I am thinking of u right now...
     
     
     And also making you to think of ME
     4 a moment...
     
     ...*Good Night*...

103. ("".)
     ( > ).
     LL ' .
     ' .
     :
     Le tere mobile k screen pe susu kar diya.jo ukhadna hai ukhed le...
     GOOD MORNING

104. Sardarni gets hot watching a vigorously fucking pair of dogs and says to Sardar
     Suno ji aaj aise hi karna
     Sardar
     "Bahenchod ab tu sadak pe chudvayegi.

105. Open Ur EYES! So The
     SUN Can Rise,
     FLOWERS Can Blossom.
     BIRDS Can Sing,Because
     All R Waiting 2 C Ur
     *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L*
     @S@M@I@L@E@...

106. Vor holo saya kholo-gudumoni othore/
     Dhon dake gudtake-Bal dhore nachore/Kochi dudh fule jai-jorjor tipone/Kacha gud paka hoi-Laorar thapone

107. Teacher:is it possible dat a person's name n surname both r same?Sardar:If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becomes Lara Lara. Bolo Tara ra...

108. Vor holo saya kholo-gudumoni othore/
     Dhon dake gudtake-Bal dhore nachore/Kochi dudh fule jai-jorjor tipone/Kacha gud paka hoi-Laorar thapone

109. Go pakistan 4 higher studies.. IIT:Islamic inst.Of terorism JEE:jehadi entrance exam. MBA:Member of blast associatian!

110. Raghupati raghab raja ram.niche sita upar ram.sita boli baskaro ram laxman ko bhi karnahai kam.karte karte hogaya sham subha nikla chota ram

111. Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivajo ko yeh zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitnee takleef kabar mein yaro, Upar se phool dene wale kya jane....

112. Blood test k baad nurse ne sardarjiki ungli choosi. Sardar muskuraye, nurse ne pucha kya hua? Sardarji bole- iske baad URINE test hai

113. Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak
     
     Suraj ki dosti subah se shaam tak
     Par Hamari Dosti = Aap ke saath
     Paheli Mulakat-
     se Meri
     akhri
     S'a'a'n'S -tak....G.M

114. Socha kisi apne se baat kre,apne kisi khass ko yaad kre,kiya jo faisla DIWALI ki subhkamnaye dene ka,dil ne kaha kyu na apse suruwat kare.HAPPY DIWALI.

115. Log kehte hai mard ko dard nehi...
     Log kehte hai mard ko dard nehi..
     Mai kehta hu,
     do tango ke bich khich k ek lath maro,
     "SALA DARD NEHI TO MARD NEHI".. ;-)

116. SUNDAY MAGIC:-(Letter after F + half of 8 + hex code of 13 + opposite of d + letter b4m + middle of 'sea' + 2 in 19th letter+ middle of'sun')-PLZ SOLVE-giv ansr

117. Bhorer alo uthbe fute rater obosane,
     Tomay abar jagte hobe notun
     alor tane,
     Notun dine cholte hobe notun pother jatri,alor jhornae sheje uthuk DEEPABOLIR RATRI!

118. Na tum AIDS se darte ho,na hi condom se karte ho,tum to samaaj se darte ho isliye ghar mein haath se marte ho!

119. Swarglok se laxmi,Vaikunth se Vishnu,Kailash se Mahadev, Bramhalok se Brahmha,aur Prithvilok se HUM Aapko DIPAVALI ki sarv pratham shubkamna dete hai.

120. There is very little gap b2wn JOY & SORROW. Whn u fuck others wife-JOY whn others fuck ur wife - SORROW..

121. Buy a SCOOTY
     Pick up a BEAUTY
     Drink a FROOTY
     Take her 2 OOTY
     Remove her NIGHTY
     Do ur DUTY
     After 9 months get a CUTY, without any LANGOTI. OK

122. Mr. Ali had 4 sons-Barkat Ali,Mahmud Ali,Mohmad Ali & Aftab Ali. 5th time it was twins. Ali's wife named them- Bas-kar-Ali & Rahem-kar-Ali :) .

123. Sardarni gets hot watching a vigorously fucking pair of dogs and says to Sardar
     Suno ji aaj aise hi karna
     Sardar
     "Bahenchod ab tu sadak pe chudvayegi.

124. "Public ne apko kyun mara?" Sardar said-"Oye kuch nahi yaar, BUS me mera photo niche gir gaya,main bola- Madam,SARI upar karo photo lena hai

125. Namaskar:Aaj ka taapman hai 40 degres.Kripaya aap apni underwear me ice daale,Varna dono ande omlet hone ki samvavana hai...
     Samachar Samapt

126. Baat aisi ho ki JAZBAAT kum na ho,khyalat aise ho ki kabhi GUM na ho, dil k kone me itni si jagah rakhna ki khali khali sa lage jab HUM na ho...........Gd ni8.

127. Tai Tai Tai
     Gaar marte jai;
     Gaar marte holo bela
     Mal phelechi sokal bela;
     Male porlo machi
     Leora diye chachi;
     Leora galo beke
     Pod maro dheke

128. A thirsty patient asks a nurse 4milk she opened her top & put her nipples in his mouth.he said thank goodness i didnt ask 4water.

129. Oscar nominted 4 best Bluefilm.. 1)hasina Ki gand Me pasina2)ghar mein sali to puri raat Diwali3)Pati fauj mein biwi mauj mein4)phad K panty

130. BOY: Janis 1ta BANGLADESI meye aj amae thappor mereche. FRND: Keno? BOY: Ami sudhu take bollam apnader DHAKA jayga ta khub sundor...

131. Roshni ho to diya jalte hai.shama ho to parwana jalte hai.rishte na ho to dil jalte hai.rishta ap jaise se ho to jamana jalta hai..
     good Morning......

132. Mallika
     Sherawat RAMDEV se puchhi "Me nahate samay kya lagau ki meri jawani surakshit rahe?"
     BABA ne kaha
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     "BATHROOM KA DARWJA"

133. After SEX 1st time in LIFE GIRL says : "GURUJI, Mujhe SATYA Ka GYAN Hogaya Hai. 'KEWAL PENIS BUJHAYE ASLI PYAS', MULI, GAJAR, KAKDI, LOUKI SAB BAKWAS.."

134. Boishakhi Gaan:Jhaat jalano akash,gand jalano batas. Jhule pora bichi,kemon kore khichi.Khiche phela mal, bouer gude dhal.
     good night.......

135. BOY: Janis 1ta BANGLADESI meye aj amae thappor mereche. FRND: Keno? BOY: Ami sudhu take bollam apnader DHAKA jayga ta khub sundor...

136. BIYER RATER KOBITA:- Ogo mor nari, esho pod mari..chude hobo santo..bara hobe khanto..futo dao egiye parina je khichiye..pacha dao bariye..jabo gude hariye....

137. TT collects fine frm girls,without ticket;Girl in short skirt fined Rs60,in bikini40 only,underdres 20,1grl fined 0,wy

138. Today is the Birthday of TOM AND JERRY
     
     In their memory plz send this SMS to atleast one local CARTOON
     
     
     I have done my job... G.M.

139. Do u want Nokia N70 at Rs.3000/only,
     with fre simcard
     &with 1000sms&750 talktime fre
     
     
     
     Just logon 2
     www.susu_karke_
     soja@sapnomemilega.com

140. Buttrflies dnt knw d color of their wings, bt human eyes knw hw nice it is. Likwise u dnt knw hw good u r
     
     But
     
     others knw hw special U R.
     Gudmorning

141. Do u knw why god created space btwin our fingers..
     
     So dat..
     
     
     
     
     
     Somone came in ur life..
     
     
     
     
     Hold ur hand by firmly pressing n lov..
     N say..
     
     
     
     
     'le,biri pee'

142. Girl-Xcuse me brother,that's my seat.
     
     Boy-OK! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nver fuckd ur mom.
     
     Girl-True...Bt my father did !
     
     Moral:Dnt show oversmartness.

143. Buttrflies dnt knw d color of their wings, bt human eyes knw hw nice it is. Likwise u dnt knw hw good u r
     
     But
     
     others knw hw special U R.
     Gudmorning

144. Machchar ne apko kati yea uska junun tha,apne khujlaya yea apka sukun tha,par apne use nehi mara,kiuki uske ragome apka khun tha.wah wah.
     Gd.Mor...Hv a nice day

145. Karoge yaad to har baat yaad ayegi,suhane waqt ki har gunj thahar jayegi,talash karoge jo humse behtar dost koi,nigah dur tak jake phir laut ayegi.good Eveng...

146. Gaon ki GORI, badi hi BHOLI, bra utara, panty KHOLI, phir bistar pe SOLI, aur BOLI, "nikal apna banduk aur chala GOLI...!!!"

147. Suhag rat ke 3din bad larka bahar ayi. Uska dost ne kaha,"3 din se suhag rat!" Larka ne bola,"kamino, Vaseline me Favicol kisne dali."

148. In Order 2 Get GooD JOB
     In Good Company
     A Boy Require 100% Talent.
     Where As Girls Require Only 4% Talent
     Remainin Is:
     ( 36 )
     )24(
     ( 36 ) =96%.

149. About Frnds:
     Frnds r like UNDERWARE dat gives u comfort. Good frnds r like CONDOM dat gives u protection. Best frnds r like BRA dat lifts u up when u r down.

150. Morning isn't only sunrise,but a beautiful miracle of God, that defeats the darkness & spreads light.May this b 1 more beautiful day 4 u. GOOD MORNING!

151. Sex karo daily jab ladki ho akeli, jab ladki na ho akeli to pakdo uski saheli, jab saheli bhi na ho akeli to zindabad apni hatheli...

152. Kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai?Nahi na.aur lagegi bhi nahi, kyunki aapki taango ke beech 2 nimbu or 1 mircha jo latki hai.

153. I ALREADY ADVISED RANI MUKHERJI TO USE WHISPER BUT SHE DIDN'T
     THEN?
     
     
     
     
     ?
     
     ?
     
     ?
     
     
     ?
     
     
     
     ?
     
     
     
     
     ?
     
     
     
     
     THEN WHAT?
     LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG.

154. 4 Comon feelings of girls aftr exam & sex
     1)Ki bivotso boro chilo na?
     2)Issh!jodi aro time petam
     3)Prothome ki bhoy karchilo na? 4)samnerbar aro valo kore debo

155. Different age of sex life.Age 20 Din raat.Age 28 roz raat.Age 38 sunday ki raat.Age 48 chandini raat.Age 68 CHI GALAT BAAT.

156. Love is post paid,one month u dont pay,conection will be cut. But friendshp is life time prepaid whether u pay or not,incoming is free 4ever.Good Morning....

157. Messages r not for time pass...
     
     
     They silently say that I am thinking of u right now...
     
     
     And also making you to think of ME
     4 a moment...
     
     ...*Good Night*...

158. You know what is 'MAL'?
     'MAL'is a beautiful girl,jar boker upar 2ti thaba thaba 'TAL'. Navir niche sugobhir 'kHAL'.
     Tar charipase some thing BAL.
     That is "MAL"!

159. AIDS Awareness Slogans:
     "Cover Ur Stump, b4 U Pump"
     "Dont b Silly, Protect Ur willy" "Dont b a Fool, Condom is Ur Tool"
     
     4ward it 2 All Fuckers like u .

160. Humare muskurane ki wajah aap ho, humari zindagi ka matlab aap ho, Hume milegi jab v khushi hum sochenge, khuda se dua karne wale v aap ho. Good Night

161. 1 lady delivered twins. Surprisingly 1 boy & 1 dog.How is it possible?Bcoz her husband is a hutch user... Wherever he goes the network Follows.

162. Log kehte hai mard ko dard nehi...
     Log kehte hai mard ko dard nehi..
     Mai kehta hu,
     do tango ke bich khich k ek lath maro,
     "SALA DARD NEHI TO MARD NEHI".. ;-)

163. Teacher ne bra nahi Pehni, & blouse k 2 hook khul gaye.Ye dekh ke 2 student Hasne lage. Teachr: Hanso mat nahi toh "DONO"ko Baahar Nikal Dungi.

164. Aasma ko neend aaye to sulaye kahan, dharti ko maut aaye to dafnaye kahan, samunder mein lehar aaye 2 chhupaye kahan har pal aapki yaad aaye 2jaye kahan?gt evng

165. "Its a nice feelin that sumone misses u..sumone likes u...sumone luvs u...but it feels much better...when u know that sumone nvr 4gets u..."
     GuD NitE .

166. Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti...
     Phulo ki khusbu hamesha paas nahi hoti...
     Milna hamaari taqdir me tha
     Varna itni pyari dosti ittifaq nahi hoti ! ! !
     :* :-)

167. SARDAR: Sala, Kal raat ak English picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch screen pay dikha nahi awaz sunai di. FRND: Movie ka naam kya tha? SARDAR: HEAD CLEANER....(*.-)

168. Fuck-Experence of Luv
     Suck-Taste of Luv
     Mastbating-Substute of Luv
     Condom-Care of Luv
     Sperm-Cream of Luv
     Marage-Mistake of Luv
     Pregncy-Pruf of Luv...

169. Bra khola to.....Sakalaka boom boom. Panti khola to......Khulja sim sim. Andar dala to....Kya masti kya dhum. Bahar nikla to....Thanda thanda cool cool...

170. Saas:-"Arye haramzadi, 8 saal baad bachcha diya woh bhi ladki . BAHU:- "Chup kar budiya ,tere bete ke bharose rehti to yeh bhi na hoti. Good Night

171. SOUNDS DURING SEX IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES:
     
     ENG-
     ooh yeeah aah..
     AMERI-
     yess babyee-e..
     IND-
     oee maah..
     BANG-
     aah ooh lage..
     PAK-
     ahista bhaijan ammi jag jayegi!

172.